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Welcome to even, your one-stop shop for both useful tech tools and harmless pranks! Whether you're a developer, sysadmin, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, we offer a mix of genuinely helpful utilities and lighthearted tricks to keep things interesting.


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01 Fake Screens


🚨 Oh no! Your system has encountered an error! 🚨

Your computer has stopped working due to:
"UNEXPECTEDLY_EXPECTED_ERROR (0xBADC0DE)"

Possible reasons:
  • You blinked too fast.
  • Windows got jealous of macOS.
  • A stray cosmic ray hit your RAM.
  • Microsoft decided it’s update time… again.

This page is simulated for entertainment and educational purposes only. It is not an actual system error.


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02 Fake Updating Windows  


🔄 Installing Critical Updates 🔄
Progress: 1% (Estimated time: 3 hours… or forever)

💾 What's New in This Update?
  • Added more telemetry.
  • Moved the Start button back to where it was.
  • Reintroduced Clippy, but now he’s self-aware.
  • Fixed bugs by introducing new, more exciting bugs.
  • Your PC is now 3% slower.

This page is simulated for entertainment and educational purposes only. It is not an actual system error.
 

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NOT HERE YET...
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Just stop scrolling...
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